Tales from the Bathroom

I am potty-training the two year old. Nothing like sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathub for nearly an hour waiting for a moment that takes about thirty seconds and you spend the rest of the day telling everyone who calls. Its been a long week.
Not to be outdone, my five year old shocked her father with one witty comment last night. It seems that she did actually pay attention at soccer practice. Coach was talking to the parents about the need for proper hydration balanced with the fact that there are no bathrooms at the practice field. He mentioned the need to "drain" the children before practice. So my clever daughter says to her father as he gets up to use the bathroom after dinner, "Are you going to drain it?"