Where Do Babies Come From?

Kay has some ideas.

"John came down to us from heaven...from Chicago..." And then, to be sure we got that he is really special, "He's the chosen one."

A few days later, we were telling the kids about the little dining room table we had a long time ago, before all the little girls were born and Kay says, "Oh yeah, when John was way in the back of Mama's tummy."

Which made the children laugh as they all imagined my womb as a big vending machine, you know, the ones with the little spinning coils. Sam added, "Just pick your kid, M1, L2, S3....all the way down to J8."