Very Funny

I heard about this on NPR yesterday. It is writing contest. But not what you're thinking.

This was my favorite, the winner for vile puns:

Vowing revenge on his English teacher for making him memorize Wordsworth's "Intimations of Immortality," Warren decided to pour sugar in her gas tank, but he inadvertently grabbed a sugar substitute so it was actually Splenda in the gas.

Becky Mushko
Penhook, VA